hey hotnessess (and the few ugly ones reading this)

so it was the holidays.... went out for lunch for my birthday, tania, zoe mum and me. it was really neat. then like just last weekend i stayed the nite at tanias. we went out with justin and two of his mates scott and john. scott was cute, hehe. so then i met justin again... he wasnt what i remembered him like. i mean he was nice and stuff. but i dont think i could like him more than mates. yea. so that was sad.

then tania stayed at my place the nite after that and we went out with them again. it was fun. hehe we stole giant golf balls from the local golf club. lol haha that was fun. then we just messed around in town for ages but then we went to go do the road block again, but this time we went to make it so the cones wud lead to someones driveway. but then a man came out apparently holding a plank of wood, and swore and us and yelled. so me and tania ran in the opposite direction, sam came and got us then we zoomed away and waited for justin and john. omg they didnt come up for ages, i was kinda worried but they were alrite. it was fucken scary at the time but now its fucken hilarious! haha

yip, so now im in school.... im actually doing my work in classes now. so thats good..

oooh and we went shopping and i got the most mint boots ever!!!! they are black and white and are checkered. and i got me some boots to wear for the afterball. they are cool too..

omg in the weekend me and my best mate went to town on friday with all her guy mates! it was soo fun we got on the piss and met some really hot guys and got their numbers! then like last nite justin (the hot 1) txt me! omg! i was so happy coz he likes me!   
and on saturday we went out with these other guys and went to the NPGH afterball but not really coz we were so tired from the nite b4 that we fell asleep in the car! lol. we didnt get home till like 7 in the morning. man i was tired. then she came to stay on the sunday.

ahahaha i just read chloes blog. what a pathetic little gurl! ohhh poor chloe.... lol wateva slut, every1 hates u now bitch, and u have no friends... AHAHAHAHAHA SANDWICH!!!! (private joke)

so like its my birthday in like 3 days! YAY! tania, zoe and jasmine are just gonna come round for sum quiet drinks.. yea...

YAY justin txt me!!!!! lol

omg, last weekend was lik the best eva,

i stayed the weekend at tanias. we wrote on her wall.. sarah is fucken hot, i luv pie, peow peow and chloe is a psyco slutaholic and megan is a whore bitch etc. lol it was funny. then on friday we went to town and i met sum of her mates. they were fuckn funny. ewww except that there was this random guy we didnt know who we nicknamed touchy (can u guess y?).

yea then on saturday we followed the npgh after ball buses all the fucken way to okato! ahaha me and tania fell asleep so we didnt really go. lol

yea then she stayed last nite and we played with lego wiv tyler, hes soo cute. mum and dad got a dvd recorder and cant stop using it lol

hey... tanias not here again..

hmm i was talking to zoe (u know my best friend) and she sed not to worry bout chloe and megan becoz they are all fucked in the head. she was like, 'they are just weird sarah, stay away from them, they are all dicks.' so i have taken her advice and just not acknowledging them at all,

ooh me and zoe are gonna go to the sun beds and maybe get a spray tan for the ball.. hehe. omg we are gonna look so hot. i cant wait.

yay! mum and dad sold their car last nite, which is cool coz i thort they were gonna give it to me coz its shitty, but they sed that i wud want a better smaller one so yay! i get a new car!

it was dandans bday yesteday i got him the new white stripes cd... its sooo cool..

well gday, tania, me and jasmine are now not friends with chloe and megan... i didnt not want to be friends, i just wanted to have a break and see wat it was like, i know that i should have said something to the others but i didnt... so then tania was becoming closer and we started talking bout chloe and megan.... so then we decided to not be mates with them. the other day i was talking to ben and he sed that chloe didnt want to be the way she is and that she wanted to be like her old self... i was so sad... but then tania was forwarding me all the messages that chloe and megan were txting her... there is no way i am even talking to those bitches i hate them soo bad... your not ment to talk about other peoples mothers! saying that you want to slit her throat and shit down her wind pipe!!! FUCK! there is no way to describe wat i feel... i just want to hurt them sooo bad.... i mean, i know my mum can sometimes be unreasonable but i mean ther is now reason for them to say that. after reading that there is no way i will even look at them... huh, im shaking...

well... neway... i emailed my nana in america and told her all about it, she wrote back and told me to just not care about them and to surroung myself with ppl i care about, and that if i ahnd around with losers i will turn into one. she sed that poppa would be proud. that made me feel like sooo much better.

shit well i have just found out that i have failed like all of physics and maths, some of accounting and english, but i passed economics! but i dont want to leave school, but thats alright coz i have decided that if dad says that i have to leave scool im gonna move out and go live with a friend or with granny, which wud be cool coz she will let me stay with her for free...

omg yesterday me tania and megan were talking about our first hookups and fucks, im still a virgin so the last one doesnt count for me but anyway my first hook up wasnt really a hookup so really mine was conal!!! ewwwwwwwww!
scum!!! ewwwwwwww! poor guy... lol

right now im soo fucked off, one, coz this is the second time i have written this blog coz the first time sumthing happed and it all dissappered. two, megans being a bitch and rebekah has been reading over my shoulder at all my secrets! (which arent really secrets coz im posting them on the internet)

GRRRRRRRRRRRRR >:  

OM FUCKEN GOD!! CHLOE U FUCKER! u r turning into a dick! why? why? why r u doing this to urself? After reading ur blog i finally realised why i hate all our friends... they r all fuckers! and ur turning into one! NOOOOOOOOO! i also realized why i have been feeling quite distant from u for the last week or so. u poor thing....

anyway  i have just finished exam week... i hope i have passed so i can stay at school.... coz i am too lazy and kinda scared in a way to get a full time job...

i have been worried that chloe was like didnt want to be friends nemore coz its kinda hard to keep in contact wen u cant talk to each other... maybe mum has broken us up???

i go my ball dress the other day!!! it looks soo hot!!! i luv it! yay! lol

but, i still dont have a partner to the ball... ohhhh

omg, this morning i got called a nosy lil bitch from my dad because i opened their mail... i only opened it coz i knew it was the school newsletter. so i got a huge lecture. then after that mum told dad that i had failed 2 exams already and that my mock exams are coming up so then dad said that if i fail 1 exam, i have to leave school and get a job and 'get on with my life'. lol wat an arse.

yip that was my drama 2day...

yay, my parents are leaving for auckland 2nite i have a whole day with out them... YAY!!! 

yay! i won free tickets again to see 'mr and mrs smith'. mum won tickets at exactly the same time... isnt that ironic?

i txtd phillip last nite asking him to the ball, i mean he is my backup, and he never txt me back... maybe he had no muny on his fone, thats what chloe said... 

i just checked my emails and i got one from nanna saying that i shud get my bellybutton peirced coz i could hide it from my parents easily! my nanna sed that! i dont really want to incase my parents ever found out coz then i wud get into more shit and mum sed that if i get into more trouble i wont be allowed to go to the after party! but it wud be very cool...hmmm.....shud i? plz feel free to comment and give me sum advice, lol.  

well, today in economics kandice, as nice as she is pointed out something that sum kind individual had written on chloes and i's finance poster.... it sed 'chloe fuks dogs and sarah fingers cats'.... omg! fuck i cracked up laughing... they dont even know how to spell fuck!!! ahahahaha it looked like oompa loompas writing... hmmmm poor oompa loompa.. her life must be sooo hard for her... WATEVA!!! lol

this weekend i was sooo sick... my throat was like sandpaper, my head was pounding and my sinuses were going to explode. it was hell...

but on a lighter note me and mum went to town and she bought me the prettiest tiara and sum new makeup for the ball... and we also went for a fitting for my dress... its sooo hot, its a metallic green with a dark green lace over top, the pattern i like a corset dress, is sooo cool, i love it!

oohhh and poor chloe! i cant believe that lachlan has been such a dick! damn him! they were the cutest couple!

yay, i went to the movies last nite with zoe, it was sooo fun. we had donalds 4 dinna, then we went to the cinema and played a driving game (zoe won) then we went to see the movie... we got a whole lot of free stuff like incense, food, and balloons (helium!!!) it was cool.

im kinda sick of being naughty all the time so iv promised myself that im not gonna bunk, lie to my folks or hang out with chloe.... im still gonna be her friend and talk to her and shit, just not hang out with her at lunch... which basically we do anyway...

oooh, im gonna book in my hair cut for the ball, im going to bebabo... and im gonna cut it all off!!!

Dave is a FAG!!! yes, yes he is... especially now that he is sucking up to megan and co coz he is a giant wuss and a hunchback who can eat all our shit! ne way, co. is gonna beat the shit out of him next time he is a giant dick....

yip, omg i nearly bunked yesterday! i promised myself that im not gonna bunk nemore coz my form teacher is catching on to me.... and i dont wanna get into more shit with my parents ay....

yea gday, yay! im going to the movies tonite... mum won 4 free tickets to see 'Bride and prejudice'. yea and since i cant take chloe, im taking zoe... omg my bitch of a brother was going to nark on me for all the shit iv done e.g. bunking, hanging out with chloe and going on the internet at home (im not allowed) it was all becoz i had a fight with him about tyler (my other brother), daniel was beating him up... poor tyler.. well i better do sum accounting (cough cough) ;)

omg last weekend was sooooo boring! coz i wasnt allowed to go out..... ohhhhhhh! but on saturday dad went to the 'round the mountain booze nite' so mum bourght us donalds 4 lunch and got us a whole heap of dvds... so we watched bridget joness diary, the incredables, spongebob squarepants (SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!!!!!!)  and the grudge. fuck that was sooo scary. hehe. yip that was the highlight of my weekend (sad innit?)

omg u fuckers! im sooo not hairy! im gona cum get u while u r sleeping! sooo bad! so watch out weeners! im gona get ya!

oh yea so i heard that chloe and lachlan had a gud time in the weekend?

yip....

i open-mouth kissed a horse once...

but not really

coz i am hot

hot as an element on a stove...in a cove!!!

(and not at all hairy)

omg so today chloe told me that she had been getting some really mean texts from sum1 on Zacs phone... she showed me and fuck they were sooooo mean and nasty!!! they were calling her a slut (even tho shes a virgin) and dissing her and shit. But lucky for her, she was saved by the great abuse my best friend megan told her to txt back. but megan was running short on abusive txts because she herself was having abusive txt issues... with dave. Yes, dave the asshole was trying to act hard and tough as if he could hav taken on megans 5 big male friends when they had a run in with each other. (refer to cherriesonaforks blog)

And also today i found out that every1 now knows about the oompa loompa song... because jeff probly showed them all... fucker.

it goes like this...

oompa loompa doopidee doo   &nbs p;     ;         & nbsp;   &n bsp;   &nb sp;   &nbs p;     ;         & nbsp;   &n bsp;   &nb sp;   &nbs p;     ;   
steph is a slut and danyka too
oompa loomp doompadee day
they hooked up coz they are gay
what shall we do with their fugliness?
who gives a fuck lets get on the piss!

ahahahahahahahahahahahaha haha

thats sooo great. man im talented! lol  

holy shit!

well on friday i went to chloes place. i told mum and dad that we were just going to watch DVDs all nite. we didnt. we ended up just watching tv (the ppls arms were purple!), going down to shell to get some lolliepops and going to daves coz he txted us saying that he doesnt hate us and that we shud go down and visit him, peter and conal. so we did. that was about 10. so we stayed there untill like 10:50. all we did was watch tv and drink. all i had was a few beers but thats enuff to get me quite tipsy (i AM one-hit-wonder) lol. so we had 10mins to get back to chloes for my mum to pick me up. we were walking up nikau st wen i got this call on my cell phone from mum... "where the FUCK are you!?" OMG! mum was soo fucked off! she was swearing and stessing and calling me a bitch and all this other shit. it was sooo scary. then the next morning she took my cell phone and my cashflow of me and sent me to work with dad. Then when we were at home at like 12, i was packing my bags coz i swear i was moving out, i had to go to soccer with them. i know alot of guys who play soccer who were there and i was crying and looked like shit (old shitty clothes and NO makeup). dad gave me this talk about how its all becoz mum loves me and all this other shit about earning her trust back. he didnt even care what i did, he was fine with it all. then mum called me a slut and sed that i was gona end up a whore that skips to guys houses in the dark. fuck i was crying so hard. i cant believe that she said that. then mum told me what my punishment is. its sooo fucken ott. im now not allowed to talk on the phone, i have no cell phone, i have no cashflow, i have to home at lunch with my brother, im not allowed to go anywhere, im not allowed to be chloes friend, im not allowed to talk to her or hang out with her, im not allowed to sit with her in classes! 0MG!!!! what a bitch!!! it is sooo not fair! and now iv just found out about her and bradley.... and she needed me then and i couldnt be there for her, i cudnt be her friend. its sooo mean.

she cant break up a gud friendship

yeah, on friday i had this massive fight with my parents. i dont know why, imean one minute they were all fine and dandy and then the next, they were yelling at me fully about my room and other shit. fuck it was weird and i got quite emotional. lol. yea and then dad goes "we are gonna take away you phone and your tv and if you dont like it you can move out" and i was like "fine, i will". So as soon as im 16 im moving to chloes!!! hell yeah! yea i have to wait till im 16 coz chloes mum said that when im 16 i can get a youth benifit so i can pay board and shit. yip, we can be like sisters! lol.

pete had his partay. and lachlan went without chloe! omg! hope he cheats, coz then she will have a reason to hate everybody! thats so sad. so we have to talk to jay coz hes the only one that tells us what happens at partys that we cant go to. hes the gossip man! lol. but hes not here today, fucker, probly getting stoned...

so chloe found out fom ben that danyka was saying shit about her and lachlan, that she was a slut and that she couldnt believe that she didnt put out. but how could she be a slut if she didnt put out??? fucken dumbfuck! and so megan and tania decided to txt her and her ex boyf who hates us too, and harass the shit out of them. well that was quite fun but then we came back to school and we see morwenna danyka big bashing sister who is more a man than a woman, so danyka had gone running to her sister who probly thinks that it was me and chloe, so now im kinda worried that morwenna will make a house call to me coz i was the one she abused last time coz i am easy to abuse, unlike megan who will abuse back, and chloe whos number and address isnt in the phone book. but megan says that i shouldnt worry coz according to them it was all megan and tania, they dont know that me and chloe were envolved. shit this sux.